tete-a-tete

just another school day…NO!

how strange God make children so dependant to parents and how much they listen and trust us.

the moment victoria alight the bus this morning, she say…

Vic: i wanna pass urine (softly…as usual)

Me: oh no no! not here. can you please control

vic: Yeasss

and then i walked behind and got the above picture (stil take picture?! she’s urgent, you stupid mother!) and then we were 138meters away from the school gate…

vic: i wanna pass urine (stil soft and calm)

me: oh control! control! reaching school!!

‘why didn’t you just let her pee by the drain, grass, trees?’ you may ask. i use to do that whenever we go playground and then i realise it became a habit. everytime she sees grass, she wanna pee…like dog! that’s why i say control…

me: can you control?

vic: …

me: walk quickly! walk quickly! once u reached the gate, run straight into the toilet ok?

vic: r-u-u-u-u-u-n…..

upon reaching the main school gate…she ran! we struggled a little at the shoe shelf then finally manage to go into the centre. in my mind was a perfect situation > run in, pull down shorts and panties and PEE! HAH!

the moment i reach the toilet…

me: “AHH! victoria! why didn’t you sit on the toilet bowl!”

it was almost my perfect situation > shorts and panties IS down but she was standing and staring at her urine shooting on the floor and onto her panites and shorts. her face was like ‘wow i can aim urine on my panties!’

me: victoria, you cannot do this! you MUST sit on the toilet bowl! if you are urgent, YOU MUST TELL ME!

sigh…didn’t she TELL-ed me?

i feel so bad scolding her for my fault. should have just pee by the drain. isn’t it? to make me feel even worst, she smile and sang so happily at the assembly after i changed her. wave and gimme sweet flying kisses.

victoria, mummy is sorry for scolding you