expiry date: 23 May 2008
only for those who care to read my blog heh heh…YOU GET THE NEWS FIRST!
dorothy is still not coming out, and she’s expiring today.
ladies and gentleman, doc and us have decided, to force her out by C-Section. well its a real pity that i can’t go through the au natural way. as long she’s heathy and well, any mode also can lah. till today, she’s still happily squirming and stretching inside me as i pia through all my last miniute work.
i’ll be going for the op tomorrow morning, reporting at the hospital at 7.30am. if nobody else is forcing their baby out, dorothy should be sucking my breast before lunch…i’m a little freaking out now, thinking of my previous experience…i’m scared.
all my dear friends, please no need to come and visit me BUT you can go say hello to Dorothy at the nursery. i would prefer to go straight to sleep and not entertain. its gonna be super tiring…or maybe not heh heh watch here for more exciting news…
pray for us (^_^)
going crazy
so today is 39 weeks + 2 days!
still dorothy is kicking INSIDE! come out and kick lah! i dreamt that my waterbag burst and i woke up thinking it really bursted!! but ey, no have leh. then when i came office, my colleague told me she dreamt that i gave birth but i got no money to pay for the delivery and my biker-mice is no where to be found.
talk about being stress…then again, maybe my calculation is wrong? maybe in only 35weeks?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….i wanna give birth NOW!!!
its too darn hot!
what do you do when the weather becomes too darn hot?! let me cool you down (^_^)
QUICK FIX –> eat ice cream! this place is just outside United Square call Udder. the one featured here is call…dunno what lah, but its chocolate flavoured with marshmellow…nyummy nyummy nyummy! my friend had something almond n vanilla wow the almond smell great! no cockaroach smell at all!
you could also…
drink BIG GULP! its only $1.60 hopefully this promotion last till the rain comes!
for us, ‘high class people’, living as high as the sun, its coooler to supervise your father cleaning his bike and…
running about, catching bubbles in the playground then staying in the ovenated house. at least the wind is cooler! only gotta survive the irritating flies and mosquito!!
or if all fail to cool you, move your family to….
Fragrance Hotel!! ha ha…
its really not as sleazy as i thought it would be and what more, you get buffet style good aircon ha ha…quite nice and cosy. the bed’s a bit hard, room’s rather cramp…the recept so nice gave us room with DVD player somemore, say ‘your kid can watch cartoon. just bring your own disc (^_^”)
the recept area so high class hor, expecting guests from as far as New York n London. Actually i did see some japanese obasang coming back from their shopping with Gucci paper bags and all.
er…the corridor looks a little bit scary lah. we even hear people quarreling outside about money! so scary! it was really quite an experience staying in budget hotel. why we decide this place you may ask, well actually we wanted to stay in at beach club but what if the water burst?! this place is near to hospital mah hehehehe…
i pray the weather will be nice by the time dorothy comes..cuz i can’t all the above during confinement!
Gaaaaahhhh…
when i was seventeen…
what was i even doing at 17?
i hope he won’t become drug addict IF he wins the competition.
he’s the bestest lah! i like…
~ With you ~
waah you must watch till the end when simon give his comment, hilarious!
~ Longer~
Randy say he can sing the phone book and it’ll sound nice ha ha i also say kekeke…
鸳鸯 read:yuan yang
kopi+teh=yummalicious!!
i’ve tried the Hong Kng Cafe version to Geylang Prata shop indian man version. so nice leh!
yao gui(hungry ghost) me, drank once yesterday and another this morning and now i feel like dying…i’m not a coffee person. i get dizzy whenever i drink coffee
but i thought since its half portion of coffee only should be ok lah but now i’m typiong and feeling my head going side ways… @_@
no more yuan-yang for another month!
ta-ta 39 hello 40!!
ahhh finally, stepped into 40weeks!
everyday, i’m rehearsing my lines ‘ahh my water bag burst! bring me to KK!’ or ‘quick! let’s go hospital! i have strong contraction!!’ but its still not show time yet!!!
this is call the Fetal Movement Chart. every time Dorothy move or do a somersault inside, i put a tick next to the time. you prob think, how come the paper so messy – the small and next ticks are done by me the mother, the anyhow scribbles is done by the sister victoria. oh well, must still have save the earth, so didn’t take another copy. as you can see, dorothy (or dua-roti as my caroline calls her) is very active.
i’m part glad and still part sian that nothing is happening. good thing is, confirm, i only have to endure another 7-10days (giving her 3 overdue days). well…to celebrate me giong into 40weeks, my biker-mice and i went to balestier famous Founders bak kut teh…it was FABULOUS! it was only then i tell myself ‘waterbag better not burst now!! let me enjoy the the pepper soup and giam chye first ha ha! pity i didn’t have time to whip out my phone and snaps the greatest food on earth. the moment i sit down i start chomping down the food and somemore order extra rice! you must try and find out the location and enjoy this yummy invention.
even the sky is celebrating the evening with me 
oh the bak kut teh place is behind where this picture is taken.
tuesday
just another school day…NO!
how strange God make children so dependant to parents and how much they listen and trust us.
the moment victoria alight the bus this morning, she say…
Vic: i wanna pass urine (softly…as usual)
Me: oh no no! not here. can you please control
vic: Yeasss
and then i walked behind and got the above picture (stil take picture?! she’s urgent, you stupid mother!) and then we were 138meters away from the school gate…
vic: i wanna pass urine (stil soft and calm)
me: oh control! control! reaching school!!
‘why didn’t you just let her pee by the drain, grass, trees?’ you may ask. i use to do that whenever we go playground and then i realise it became a habit. everytime she sees grass, she wanna pee…like dog! that’s why i say control…
me: can you control?
vic: …
me: walk quickly! walk quickly! once u reached the gate, run straight into the toilet ok?
vic: r-u-u-u-u-u-n…..
upon reaching the main school gate…she ran! we struggled a little at the shoe shelf then finally manage to go into the centre. in my mind was a perfect situation > run in, pull down shorts and panties and PEE! HAH!
the moment i reach the toilet…
me: “AHH! victoria! why didn’t you sit on the toilet bowl!”
it was almost my perfect situation > shorts and panties IS down but she was standing and staring at her urine shooting on the floor and onto her panites and shorts. her face was like ‘wow i can aim urine on my panties!’
me: victoria, you cannot do this! you MUST sit on the toilet bowl! if you are urgent, YOU MUST TELL ME!
sigh…didn’t she TELL-ed me?
i feel so bad scolding her for my fault. should have just pee by the drain. isn’t it? to make me feel even worst, she smile and sang so happily at the assembly after i changed her. wave and gimme sweet flying kisses.
victoria, mummy is sorry for scolding you 
38weeks+5days
here’s how she’ll look like today
once again another doctor visitation has passed and there is still NO sign dorothy is coming out. wah i is so tired sia…
come let me bring you go KK hospital
first thing > we scan my appointment book, get a no. and go for my rountine check.
second thing > the rountine check – i will first take my blood pressure, my weight and then do a urine test. no picture for urine test strips cuz too small phone lousy ha ha…anyway SUGAR HIGH! but then how?? i always crave for sugar, esp these last few weeks.
wah! as you can see blood pressure very high (normal is below 130, its 151 yesterday!) , retook it manually (the aunty nurse look fierce, so i didn’t take picture ha ha) thankfully the manual machine shows NORMAL, only 115. phew!
ahhh…finally my weight picking up again after a month no gain…wonder if its good sign esp i sugar high. Oh the pick round thing you see here is Dorothy’s Home heh…so big hor, my toes look so far away!
thrid thing > See the doctor. usually i’ll have to wait super long time for my turn. but not yesterday only wait for 15mins.
this doctor must be super new. dun even have a proper label for his name…as usual they’ll all ask the same opening line,”how’re you feeling this week?” and i answered, “I IS C-BEH SIAN AH! can give birth today?” to which he replied, “have some patience lah, let her come naturally.” PATIENTLY??? you not the one having a bowling ball hanging around your waist, of course you can say “have some patience lah…”
obviously i didn’t tell him my last lines ha ha ha…oh then he’ll use this machine which like a portable radio with mic. he’ll put the mic on the tummy and you’ll hear “thum thum thum…wah wah wah wah…thum thum thum” that’s the baby’s heartbeat…ahh, can hear cannot see…
oh dotty(dot : short for dorothy) darling…when O when will my baby come? oh when oh when can it be?
she stole my heart :’-)
Victoria first handicraft she brought home. when i ask her ‘wow! this is for who?’ she gave me that look ‘ey! what’s that?’ ha ha she took so long then she say ‘its for victoria!’…ahem…thank you very much victoria.
what more can a mother ask for…a lot! ha ha ha
to all mothers,
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
Luv, Victoria
its T-Shirt day!
Every Friday is t-shirt for YWCA. this is the first week victoria officially wears uniform so we all kalang-kabot at home, after dressing her up in her normal uniform then realise ITS FIRDAY! quick undress her and change to the PE attire! victoria seem to have a good sense of fashion. insist on changing her panties too, saying that its not nice :-s
see how tall she is now…87cm! phew! 3 more cm she’ll need EZlink card. i better do it when she taller, if not sure kena one day! dear fellow parents, quick measure your child! oh i just realise the cheapest height chart that anyone can have is just to paste the free ikea measuring tape anywhere you like at home and tadah! can measure them already heee heee….
she look so grown up sitting by herself on the bus…
today she sang ‘yes! jesus love me! yes! jesus love me! yes! jesus love me! for the bible tells me so…’
:’-)
dorothy not here yet SIAN AH!
